Malcolm McLaren

"There are two rules I've always tried to live by: turn left, if you're supposed to turn right; go through any door that you're not supposed to enter. It's the only way to fight your way through to any kind of authentic feeling in a world beset by fakery."

-- Malcolm Mclaren

Parker Birdie

A growing garden of thoughts

// Random Swindle rotation const swindles = [ "“Cash from chaos!”", "“The great rock 'n' roll swindle.”", "“Be a dandy, be a punk, be a king.”", "“Situationism for sale!”", "“Rip it up and start again.”", "“Royalty is a scam, darling.”", "“You need to be a manipulator.”", "“The best way to sell rebellion is to package it.”", "“Anarchy in the UK (Ltd).”", "“If you can fake authenticity, you’ve got it made.”" ]; function randomSwindle() { const el = document.getElementById('swindleText'); if (el) { el.textContent = swindles[Math.floor(Math.random() * swindles.length)]; } }