"Cut out all the exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke."

"Never use an unfamiliar word, except to express a delicate shade, where in effect you have recreated it. This is a damn good prose rule I think."

F. Scott Fitzgerald


Spoken like a man defending the syntax of the spectacle.

Language isn’t a parlor trick—it’s a weapon. Keep your exclamations! Invent new words! Confuse the reader! Make the page scream!

The world doesn’t need polished prose; it needs detonation!

Parker Birdie

A growing garden of thoughts